A dozen cookies are put down in front of a CEO, a Tea Partier, a union president and a hard-working citizen.
The CEO grabs 10 then says to the Tea Partier, “That union guy wants your cookies”.
The Tea Partier grabs up a cookie and tells the union president, “I need this cookie to keep out foreigners and promote christianity! Watch out, that worker wants the last cookie!”
The Union President grabs the last cookie and says, “Hey, hard-working citizen, it is a shame the poor took your cookie for welfare.”